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Song Parodies -> "Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby"

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

don't throw my rug out on me baby,
if you do then I think that maybe I'll
just stay so down,
cry for a hundred days,
don't throw my rug out on me honey,
with a bald head I look funny
don't leave me a chrome top for next year..


you say it's gotta leave,
gonna take that big brown top
and toss it with a heave
hairy falsies gotta stop
but you know it breaks my heart
whan I can't grow hair no more
and I know I won't be a dome no more


don't throw my rug out on me baby,
if you do then I think that maybe I'll
just stay so down,
cry for a hundred days,
don't throw my rug out on me honey,
with a bald head I look funny
don't leave me a chrome top for next year..


doesn't it look good to you?
what about that curly thing,
when I wash it in the sink,
hang to dry and everything,
but it falls upon your neck,
as I make love on the floor,
and you don't want a big mouth of hair no more

don't throw my rug out on me baby,
if you do then I think that maybe I'll
just stay so down,
cry for a hundred days,
don't throw my rug out on me honey,
with a bald head I look funny
don't leave me a chrome top for next year..


there's so much I wanna do,
but I need my rug from you,
and I'll never use it girl, when I'm with you

don't throw my rug out on me baby,
if you do then I think that maybe I'll
just stay so down,
cry for a hundred days,
don't throw my rug out on me honey,
with a bald head I look funny
don't leave me a chrome top for next year..

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Royce Miller - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, it's what's inside your head that fascinates me.
Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I never knew Royce could be fascinated so much by so little. Actually, this one was great. Toupee/baldness songs are always worth it. Of course, I can afford to say that, still having all my hair, despite the idiocies coming from Crawford and Camp David (and occasionally from the White House) making me want to tear my hair out!
malcolm higgins - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
actually Michael, I envy you that the. I have this fading patch of dark hair on the head, but I'm growing a whole new one just above my ass. I show it when I'm doing plumbing work

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