Song Parodies -> Ritz And Cheeses
| Original Song Title: | "Bits And Pieces" |
| Original Performer: | Dave Clark 5 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ritz And Cheeses" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I was shocked no one had done this already
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
went around to see a play last night
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
cheddar's fine but the Ritz was dry..
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
a little "sandwich" drew a look or three
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'm not cut out for high society
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
said to try it with a fine french wine
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
dipped in mayo and still it wasn't fine
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
try the rest, and have a small pate'
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'm not Haute this is not ok
chapter II is all set to go ( oh yeah)
why'd I pay a hundred bucks?
Time goes by and goes so slow (oh, yeah)
how in hell was I to know
there isn't beer, and the food sucks too!
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
order pizza when I get home
pepperoni, jack, and provolone
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
never really thought I had much class
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'll just sit here on my big fat *ss
went around to see a play last night
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
cheddar's fine but the Ritz was dry..
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
a little "sandwich" drew a look or three
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'm not cut out for high society
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
said to try it with a fine french wine
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
dipped in mayo and still it wasn't fine
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
try the rest, and have a small pate'
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'm not Haute this is not ok
chapter II is all set to go ( oh yeah)
why'd I pay a hundred bucks?
Time goes by and goes so slow (oh, yeah)
how in hell was I to know
there isn't beer, and the food sucks too!
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
order pizza when I get home
pepperoni, jack, and provolone
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
never really thought I had much class
( finest cheeses, Ritz and cheeses)
I'll just sit here on my big fat *ss
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Now that I see your idea, I am surprised as well Malcolm !
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