Song Parodies -> Now He Chose Joe Biden
| Original Song Title: | "Into The Great Wide Open" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Petty |
| Parody Song Title: | "Now He Chose Joe Biden" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Barack waited 'till he finished the race
then he picked an old man for the space
he had a space out there for number two
selection was Joe Biden..
they took the stage and started the fight
two silly imbeciles attacking the right
Joe has some smarts but he's old and uptight
this guy has a limit..
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
the papers say the left's blown apart
Obama's rhetoric smells as as bad as a fart
he tossed out hillary that old pant suit tart.
the fight's on he's in it
he goes on tour and with folks he will mingle
he needs a campaign song, a left footed jingle
he said if we want a commie give him a dingle
the door was just kicked open..
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
then he picked an old man for the space
he had a space out there for number two
selection was Joe Biden..
they took the stage and started the fight
two silly imbeciles attacking the right
Joe has some smarts but he's old and uptight
this guy has a limit..
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
the papers say the left's blown apart
Obama's rhetoric smells as as bad as a fart
he tossed out hillary that old pant suit tart.
the fight's on he's in it
he goes on tour and with folks he will mingle
he needs a campaign song, a left footed jingle
he said if we want a commie give him a dingle
the door was just kicked open..
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
now he chose Joe Biden
lefties, united too
now he chose Joe BIden
and neither one has a clue
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Lord HiGUNs, ~The Duke o'Sex-On-Knee~ this is a great write on the current US Convention scene, Sir ! Vive aux Canadiens, MonSieur ! . . . Loved the "Pant Suit Tart", Sir !!
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