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Song Parodies -> "Hotmail"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Legs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Hotmail"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to all the poor bastards like me who hate the spam onslaught every day.. no, I don't need a loan , a horny teen, I don't want to meet "olga" and my PENIS WORKS FINE WITHOUT SILDENAFIL CITRATE AT CUT RATE COSTS!!
this spam I can't take no more
don't need a mortgage no more,
and will they not understand
my thing's working, man
they will send it tonight if I want,
and it's sure they say to turn me on,
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..

place the pill just under your tongue
then you'll see how well you're hung
and what they don't understand,
my thing's workin, man
I don't need my specimen checked
baby I can always get erect
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..

imagine, it says you'll get felt
maybe she'll show her pelt
I ain't that old,
my thing's workin' man..
need a mortgage or a loan for school,
there's another one to fix my tool
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..

hotmail with the spam you're fat
hotmail sell me this and that
hotmail can I filter it out?
I'll spend the money

hotmail delete my address
hotmail horny teens confess
hotmail gonna drive me insane
I'll pay the money

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Adagio - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, Malcolm!
Meriadoc - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
MUCH better than the original. :-)
Johnny D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminiscing about the pre-Ban days.....heh heh heh

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