Song Parodies -> Hotmail
| Original Song Title: | "Hot Legs" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hotmail" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
to all the poor bastards like me who hate the spam onslaught every day.. no, I don't need a loan , a horny teen, I don't want to meet "olga" and my PENIS WORKS FINE WITHOUT SILDENAFIL CITRATE AT CUT RATE COSTS!!
this spam I can't take no more
don't need a mortgage no more,
and will they not understand
my thing's working, man
they will send it tonight if I want,
and it's sure they say to turn me on,
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
place the pill just under your tongue
then you'll see how well you're hung
and what they don't understand,
my thing's workin, man
I don't need my specimen checked
baby I can always get erect
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
imagine, it says you'll get felt
maybe she'll show her pelt
I ain't that old,
my thing's workin' man..
need a mortgage or a loan for school,
there's another one to fix my tool
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
hotmail with the spam you're fat
hotmail sell me this and that
hotmail can I filter it out?
I'll spend the money
hotmail delete my address
hotmail horny teens confess
hotmail gonna drive me insane
I'll pay the money
don't need a mortgage no more,
and will they not understand
my thing's working, man
they will send it tonight if I want,
and it's sure they say to turn me on,
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
place the pill just under your tongue
then you'll see how well you're hung
and what they don't understand,
my thing's workin, man
I don't need my specimen checked
baby I can always get erect
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
imagine, it says you'll get felt
maybe she'll show her pelt
I ain't that old,
my thing's workin' man..
need a mortgage or a loan for school,
there's another one to fix my tool
I'm lookin through my hot-mail
cleanin it out,
hotmail
make me wanna shout
hot mail
can I be spam proof?
I'd love to honey..
hotmail with the spam you're fat
hotmail sell me this and that
hotmail can I filter it out?
I'll spend the money
hotmail delete my address
hotmail horny teens confess
hotmail gonna drive me insane
I'll pay the money
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Pretty funny, Malcolm!
MUCH better than the original. :-)
Reminiscing about the pre-Ban days.....heh heh heh
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