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Song Parodies -> "Slayin The Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beegees

Parody Song Title:

"Slayin The Wife"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Orenthal James........ you did it..
well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I'm a killer, man, no time to talk
was my love, but that woman's warned,
not to put me down, or I'll do harm
you know it's allright, it's ok
Mark Furhman mixed my D.N.A.
Barry's job, the jury side
Garbage in, comes back outside

just a crippled brother, but I'm slayin a mother,
yeah slayin the wife
slayin the wife
pair of them I'm greasin,
but the jury be releasin me,
slayin the wife, slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife

now trials have lows and trials have highs,
and we've got judge Ito, yeah on my side
Clifford and Marcia, they a coupla fools,
with Johhny the man, I know I just can't lose
you know it's allright, it's ok
Kato's been told what to say,
furhman lies, people die,
F.Lee Bailey's on my side

just a crippled brother, but I'm slayin a mother,
yeah slayin the wife
slayin the wife
pair of them I'm greasin,
the jury be releasin me,
slayin the wife, slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife

I'm goin nowhere, somebody help me
somebody helped me, yeah
I'm goin nowhere, somebody help me
somebody helped me, yeah, slayin the wife

well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I'm a killer, man, no time to talk
was my love, but that woman's warned,
not to put me down, or I'll do harm
you know it's allright, it's ok
Mark Furhman mixed my D.N.A.
Bary's job, the jury side
Garbage in, comes back outside


just a crippled brother, but I'm slayin a mother,
yeah slayin the wife
slayin the wife
pair of them I'm greasin,
but the jury be releasin me,
slayin the wife, slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife slayin the wife
ha ha ha ha
slayin the wife

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Snaggletoth - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Al Bundy and Psycho Dad would be pleased! :-)
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You mean TED Bundy. Al Bundy wanted to get rid of his wife, but he never tried to kill her.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Parady. I think the man it, should just get a divorce, no matter how costley, if he hates his wife so much. Believe me I know!!!!!!!1
Red Ant - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for you, excellent parody. The only thing possibly funnier than this parody is that OJ got sued for 33 MILLION dollars for wrongful death!

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