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Song Parodies -> "Vomit"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

vomit, everywhere makes a mess,
I need a mop, but do I digress?
this always happens when drinking to excess
and vomit, on my chin, nose and chest
half eaten carrots, I cannot digest
now showing me, my drinking is obsessed
ooh well well
ooh well well

vomit, it is there I'll explain,
get oxyclean, it then won't leave stains,
please remember, you yell, I'll puke again
and vomit, once the heaving does start
it's just a lot like an "upstomach fart"
after all, a wet vac cleans up part
ooh well well
ooh well well

vomit, please let me explain,
I promise mum, I'll never puke here again
but I'll go drinking again and again and again
I love toooo guinness forever
I love too malties are better
I love tooo drink it forever

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Total Votes: 3

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