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Song Parodies -> "No Haired Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Haired Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he's a real no haired man,
rogaine wasn't in his plane
blaming all his no hair plans
on nobody

doesn't have a hair or two,
departed in the middle too
egg shell bland is all he will get used to

no hair man?
what's missing,
total tan, none missing
no hair man,
the world, all says wear a tam

doesn't have a hair or two,
departed in the middle too
egg shell bland is all he will get used to

no hair man?
what's missing,
total tan, none missing
no hair man,
the world, all says wear a tam

doesn't have a hair or two,
departed in the middle too
egg shell bland is all he will get used to
egg shell bland is all he will get used to
egg shell bland is all he will get used to

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Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody was nowhere, man.
Ghetto John - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it

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