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Song Parodies -> "Little Stink Houses ( The Outhouse Parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Little Pink Houses"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Little Stink Houses ( The Outhouse Parody)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there's a black man, with a black ass,
dumpin out what looks like wood,
he's got liver spots, makin all his dumps hard,
lord he thinks, he got it so good

and there's a woman, she is bitchin,
listenin for the plop,
and he says to her darlin, I remember when
you could clog this drop

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me

there's a young man, in a t-shirt,
sittin there with some great big patience
he had greasy fries, and greasy dogs,
he says lord, thanks for no constipation
cause they told me, when I was younger,
boy you gonna need laxatives
but just like everyone else
those dumpas kinda came and went

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me

well there's people, yeah some people
oh how they go go go
they can dump in some high rise
but the frustration makes them all go-o-oo
and there's spinners, and there's loose ones
they all wipe so clean
and the simple ones baby,
are the ones that spill, and spill,
and thrill

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me

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Pimp Dawg - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, why it gotta be a black man?
mac - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it "pee-turd" out a bit at the end but the first part earns high 5s. "Listening for the plop"... ROTFLMAO!
malcolm higgins - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
no offence, pimp daddy, just staying true to the song..
malcolm higgins - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
no offence, pimp daddy, just staying true to the song..
Meriadoc - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you are truly the King of Sh*t.... ;-)
The Great Karlando - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Dont squeeze the Charmain...here's some 5's for ya instead.
Pimp Dawg - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh.... a-i-i-i-ght, den.
zfunky1 - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't remember Mellancamp making reference to a "black ass". It's your song and you do it anyway you like but I actually took exception. Incidentally, I would have taken an EQUAL amount of exception if you had wrote "a white man with a white ass".... but that's just me. Enjoy your freedom of speech.
Michael Pacohlek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I see Malcolm is sticking to what he knows.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Guys... this one was funny... I don't understand how you take offense to "black ass."

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