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Song Parodies -> "Long? Hung? You?"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Long? Hung? You?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

long? hung? you? lying like a monkey
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again

long? hung ? you?
god gave me a rower
long? hung? true! fainted when I showed her

funny thing, it can't fit in..there was a gasp in her voice
but before you know, the lube helped go
I pulled it out again

long? hung? you? lying like a monkey
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again

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Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Malky - I thought this was going to be about William Hung from American Idol! Oh well......you know me, I get a laugh from a well-written dong-song! 555
Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do I always blush when I read your parodies...? ;-)
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Like Johnny , I tohught this was gonna be about William Hung too! Anyways, great job, Malky!
Jan Unwin - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew it was going to be good as soon as I saw the title. I was right. 5-5-5
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
According to a lot of mails I get, 555 inches is now in anybodies reach. :-)
Freakin' Huge - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - call me ...
Peregrin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You been peekin' again, Malky?
Bush League - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad I checked, I was going to try writing one about someone well-endowed who never gets to use his stuff -- "Long... Hung... Blue". How do you get away with this stuff?

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