she keeps her John Deere at idle,
doesn't want to drive it yet
having some cake, she says
and I havent sharpened yet
won't get no accolades,
with dull bumpy tractor blades
as anytime it's new aeration
it must be fine...
soyabeans and rice still get
tilled up, in any event
extraordinarily nice,

she's a tiller queen,
rides on the tractor scene
sitting there like I've never seen
turning up the ground so fine
every time

Wheat is selling at a price
to pay the bills, it's really nice
wanna buy?

to avoid consternation,
she never wears a frilly dress,
dungarees and t-shirts
looks just like a bloody mess
not a girl you'd take out
never would you make out
touched her once accidentally
but I'm not that way inclined

manure smell's what she gets us
for that she couldn't care less
malodorous not so nice,

she's a tiller queen,
rides on the tractor scene
sitting there like I've never seen
turning up the ground so fine
every time

baseball cap, she's as ugly as
pigs all at the swilling can
and momentarily out of action
temporarily out of gas
these diesel tractors drive her wild.. wild
she's got to get two..

she's a tiller queen,
rides on the tractor scene
sitting there like I've never seen
turning up the ground so fine
every time

Wheat is selling at a price
to pay the bills, it's really nice
wanna buy?