there they stood in the field
bovine spongiform in their meals
I said hey, what is this now, maybe maybe
she's just had her first kiss
I said slow, don't go so fast
maybe this mad cow isn't mad
and she said lord, lord above
now this cow is shakin and stuff

all mad cows baby
they are all mad cows
all mad cows baby they are all mad cows

I checked her out, saw her face
her back legs shakin up the place
I said look, mad again, baby
this one's just as mad as a mouse
and she said Mouse? in my house?
take this one to the slaughterhouse

all mad cows baby
they are all mad cows
all mad cows baby they are all mad cows
all mad cows baby
they are all mad cows
all mad cows baby they are all mad cows