Song Parodies -> Viagra
| Original Song Title: | "Diana" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Anka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Viagra" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I was young, now I'm so old,
this my darling, I've been told
I know now what I will need,
small blue pills and smoke some weed,
then I will be long and straight,
and my love, we'll both be great,
oh please, work for me, viagra
pills I take when you come home,
darling, lover, now I'm zoned
I love you, and you love me
now I'm turgid medically
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra
oh my darling, oh my lover,
in Tennessee, I'd do your mother
I love you with all my heart
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
only you can have this part
Only you can tear me apart
when you hold me in your lovin arms,
I can feel you giving me no harm
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra
this my darling, I've been told
I know now what I will need,
small blue pills and smoke some weed,
then I will be long and straight,
and my love, we'll both be great,
oh please, work for me, viagra
pills I take when you come home,
darling, lover, now I'm zoned
I love you, and you love me
now I'm turgid medically
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra
oh my darling, oh my lover,
in Tennessee, I'd do your mother
I love you with all my heart
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
only you can have this part
Only you can tear me apart
when you hold me in your lovin arms,
I can feel you giving me no harm
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra
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Haven't heard TOS in a while, but this paces quite well. "pills" as in MORE THAN ONE?! OMG, you're gonna die trying. :) 555
It had to be done--you did it. 5s.
I like the old songs, too...You might say I come from The Old Music ..School...Never been a very big fan of Anka's...But I can relate to "The Big V" and you did a good snappy job, here...5 tripled
Good ol' Paul Chancre!
Ahhh, singin' the Viagra blues again! 555, and, uh, keep it up! (Have you seen my Viagra parody? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys70.shtml)
Gives a whole new meaning to "Say hello to my little friend." Five extra inches.
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