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Fun Music Information -> Paul Anka
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "You Are My Destination" | "You Are My Destiny" | Bruce Curb |
| "Times Of Your Strife" | "Times Of Your Life" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Times Obscure Life" | "Times Of Your Life" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Times Of Pure Life" | "Times Of Your Life" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Times That You Lied (as sung by Bill Clinton)" | "Times Of Your Life" | MOR |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Train of Love," | Vehicles are not instruments of emotions | Susanna Viljanen |
| "You Are My Destiny," | Is he thinking he'll become whom he's addressing? | Heather Brockwell |
| "Kissin' On The Phone," | They must have had larger lips back in 1961? | Peter |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "All She Wants To Do Is Dance," Don Henley | "Dance On Little Girl," Paul Anka | |
| "Send A Message To Her," Beck | "I Love You Baby," Paul Anka | |
| "Advice," Christina Grimmie | "Put Your Head On My Shoulder," Paul Anka | |
| "You Left Me," The Maine | "It's Time To Cry," Paul Anka | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ties Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Of Our Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Anytime (I'll Be Here)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"The Ten Commandments" originally "The Teen Commandments"
An obvious one!
Serafina
"Jut Young" originally "Just Young"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Timers Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Off Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Anytime (I'll Bet There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"Anytime (I'll Beg There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"Anytime (It'll Be There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Timer Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Regina Olsen
"Times Of Tour Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Regina Olsen
"Limes Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times On Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Of Your Like" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" | "Get Your Heads off my Shoulders" | card |
| "You Are My Destiny" | "You Are The 300th" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Having My Baby" | "You Are HAVING That Baby" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" | "Get Your Heads off my Shoulders" | victoria |
| "(You're) Having My Baby" | "You Aborted My Baby" | Eel Deal |
| "Put Your Head on my Shoulder" | "Put My Hand on your Shoulder" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" | "When You Bit On My Shoulder" | Bob Gomez |
| "Diana" | "Princess Diana (Wonder Woman)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Diana" | "Dayenu" | John A. Barry |
| "Havin' My Baby" | "Havin' His Baby" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| (You're) Having My Baby | Abortion clinic | Worst Hearing in America |
| Havin' My Baby | Paternity DNA Lab | Dan Pitney |
| (You're) Having My Baby | Planned Parenthood | phishphan |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Sign of the Times Harry Styles | Times of Your Life Paul Anka | Sign of the The Times of Your Life | Brit Boxx |
| Let's Hear It For The Boy Deniece Williams | Lonely Boy Paul Anka | Let's Hear It For The Lonely Boy | Edward |
| (I've Had) The Time Of My Life Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes | The Times Of Your Life Paul Anka | (I've Had) The Times Of Your Life Makes no more sense than the first title | Isac |
| My Name Is Eminem | Diana Paul Anka | My Name Is Diana | Gretchen Wieners |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Sean Paul Anka
Sean Paul combined with Paul Anka
Submitted By: Gigi
Billy Paul Anka
Billy Paul combined with Paul Anka
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Ellis Paul Anka
Ellis Paul combined with Paul Anka
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Paul Anka and Paula
Paul Anka combined with Paul and Paula
Submitted By: Opie M.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Times of Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Put them away in your mouth
Original Lyrics: Put them away in your mind
| "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Misheard Lyrics: Just call I'll be dead
Original Lyrics: Just call I'll be there
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"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics: Put your head on my showgirl
Original Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulder
| "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics: Put your head like a soldier
Original Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulder
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics: Put your head like a soldier
Original Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulder
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I heard this in a commercial for Coors Seltzer today. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"You're Having My Baby"
Better Lyrics:
You're aborting my baby. What a wonderful way of confirming you're a liberal.
Original Lyrics:
Havin' my baby. What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me.
Submitted by: eel deal
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Diana"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Thrills I get when you hold me close /
Oh my darling, you're the most Why They're Misrhymed: Not only does it not rhyme, but...the most what?!?!
Submitted by: g.
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Diana"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'm so young and you're so old
This, my darling, I've been told Why They're Insulting: Maybe you're just repeating what you've been told, but come on! Show some sensitivity! Keep it to yourself!
Submitted by: Gus
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"(You're) Having My Baby"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You're having my baby What a lovely way to say that you're thinking of me
Why They're Inappropriate: This lyric seems to equate pregnancy to, say, buying a Christmas or birthday present. It's as if he's saying his wife just decided to become pregnant all on her own as a gift for him...but that shouldn't be any kind of surprise. After all, I'm sure Paul was present for the conception of each of his 5 daughters!
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
| "Lonely Boy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm just a lonely boy.
Why They're Inappropriate: Okay, maybe Paul's mom had just died, and he was only 5 feet tall, but he was a lonely, rich, famous boy! Poor Paul.
Submitted by: Lula
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Puppy Love"
Opening Lines: And they called it puppy love, oh, I guess they'll never know
Comments: Submitted by: Joey F.
| "My Home Town"
Opening Lines: I took a little trip to my home town
Comments: Submitted by: Joey F.
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"I Don't Like To Sleep, Al One" originally "I Don't Like To Sleep Alone"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Dam And Eve" originally "Adam And Eve"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
An Auk Pal Submitted by: Jill
Lap An Auk Submitted by: Jeezy
An Alp Auk Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Auks are extinct and probsbly never lived in Alps,
Song Title Anagrams:
"An Aid" originally "Diana"
An anagram and also a reversal!
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Ada In" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Nadia" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I, A Dan" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Aidan" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Put Your Head on My Shoulder" Length: 2:37
One of his biggest hit single.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
Song Title Acrostics:
ICE: "It's Christmas Everywhere"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Why May?" originally "My Way"
Submitted by: B1982
"Put Your Shed On My Holder" originally "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"(You're) Having My Baby"
The Lyrics: You're having my baby;
You're the woman I love, and I love what it's doing to you. Why: Imagine John Edwards walking towards a Beverly Hills hotel in the wee hours of the morning to meet with Rielle Hunter, and the words "You're having my baby" blast out of his cell phone as he walks past reporters.
Submitted by: Kathy
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