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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Times Of Your Strife""Times Of Your Life"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Times Obscure Life""Times Of Your Life"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Times Of Pure Life""Times Of Your Life"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Times That You Lied (as sung by Bill Clinton)""Times Of Your Life"MOR
"Harem Woman, Harem Man""One Man Woman, One Woman Man"MOR

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Train of Love,"Vehicles are not instruments of emotionsSusanna Viljanen
"You Are My Destiny,"Is he thinking he'll become whom he's addressing?Heather Brockwell
"Kissin' On The Phone,"They must have had larger lips back in 1961? Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Send A Message To Her," Beck"I Love You Baby," Paul Anka
"Advice," Christina Grimmie"Put Your Head On My Shoulder," Paul Anka
"You Left Me," The Maine"It's Time To Cry," Paul Anka
"You Broke My Heart In 17 Places," Tracey Ullman"It's Time To Cry," Paul Anka
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ties Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Of Our Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Anytime (I'll Be Here)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"The Ten Commandments" originally "The Teen Commandments"
An obvious one!
Serafina
"Jut Young" originally "Just Young"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Timers Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Off Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Anytime (I'll Bet There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"Anytime (I'll Beg There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty
"Anytime (It'll Be There)" originally "Anytime (I'll Be There)"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Timer Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Regina Olsen
"Times Of Tour Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Regina Olsen
"Limes Of Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times On Your Life" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Times Of Your Like" originally "Times Of Your Life"
Alyssa Jayne

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Put Your Head on my Shoulder""Put My Hand on your Shoulder"Tony Wiseguy
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder""When You Bit On My Shoulder"Bob Gomez
"Diana""Princess Diana (Wonder Woman)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Diana""Dayenu"John A. Barry
"Havin' My Baby""Havin' His Baby"John A. Barry
"Diana""My Anna"Andy Primus
"(You're) Havin My Baby""She'll Have 19 Babies"carly_carlz
"Diana""Obama"Andria
"Diana""Warsaw"Malcolm Higgins
"Diana""Diana"John A. Barry

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
(You're) Having My BabyAbortion clinicWorst Hearing in America
Havin' My BabyPaternity DNA LabDan Pitney
(You're) Having My BabyPlanned Parenthoodphishphan

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let's Hear It For The Boy
   Deniece Williams
Lonely Boy
   Paul Anka
Let's Hear It For The Lonely Boy
Edward
(I've Had) The Time Of My Life
   Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
The Times Of Your Life
   Paul Anka
(I've Had) The Times Of Your Life
Makes no more sense than the first title
Isac
My Name Is
   Eminem
Diana
   Paul Anka
My Name Is Diana
Gretchen Wieners
There's A Kind Of Hush
   Herman's Hermits
Puppy Love
   Paul Anka
There's A Kind Of Hush Puppy Love
Ashley Michelle McGowan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Billy Paul Anka
Billy Paul combined with Paul Anka
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Ellis Paul Anka
Ellis Paul combined with Paul Anka
Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"Lonely Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and true.
or
I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely at you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and blue.
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butcher head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, ba---by
Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by
Show me that you love me too
Butcher lips close to mine, dear.
Original Lyrics:
Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, ba---by
Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by
Show me that you love me, too
Put your lips close to mine, dear.
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your head on my shoulded
Whisper in my rear, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby.
"Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope we will never fart.
Original Lyrics:
And I hope we will never part.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"You're Having My Baby"
Better Lyrics:
You're aborting my baby. What a wonderful way of confirming you're a liberal.
Original Lyrics:
Havin' my baby. What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me.
Submitted by: eel deal

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Diana"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Thrills I get when you hold me close /
Oh my darling, you're the most
Why They're Misrhymed:
Not only does it not rhyme, but...the most what?!?!
Submitted by: g.
 

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Diana"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'm so young and you're so old
This, my darling, I've been told
Why They're Insulting:
Maybe you're just repeating what you've been told, but come on! Show some sensitivity! Keep it to yourself!
Submitted by: Gus
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"(You're) Having My Baby"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're having my baby What a lovely way to say that you're thinking of me
Why They're Inappropriate:
This lyric seems to equate pregnancy to, say, buying a Christmas or birthday present. It's as if he's saying his wife just decided to become pregnant all on her own as a gift for him...but that shouldn't be any kind of surprise. After all, I'm sure Paul was present for the conception of each of his 5 daughters!
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
"Lonely Boy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm just a lonely boy.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Okay, maybe Paul's mom had just died, and he was only 5 feet tall, but he was a lonely, rich, famous boy! Poor Paul.
Submitted by: Lula

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Did You Have A Happy Birthday?"
Opening Lines:
Did you have a happy birthday even though I wasn't there?
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"I Don't Like To Sleep Alone"
Opening Lines:
I don't like to sleep alone, stay with me, don't go
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"I Don't Like To Sleep, Al One" originally "I Don't Like To Sleep Alone"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Dam And Eve" originally "Adam And Eve"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

An Auk Pal Submitted by: Jill
Lap An Auk Submitted by: Jeezy
An Alp Auk Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Auks are extinct and probsbly never lived in Alps,

Song Title Anagrams:

"An Aid" originally "Diana"
An anagram and also a reversal!
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Ada In" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Nadia" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I, A Dan" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Aidan" originally "Diana"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

ICE: "It's Christmas Everywhere"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Why May?" originally "My Way"
Submitted by: B1982
"Put Your Shed On My Holder" originally "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"(You're) Having My Baby"
The Lyrics:
You're having my baby;
You're the woman I love, and I love what it's doing to you.
Why:
Imagine John Edwards walking towards a Beverly Hills hotel in the wee hours of the morning to meet with Rielle Hunter, and the words "You're having my baby" blast out of his cell phone as he walks past reporters.
Submitted by: Kathy
 

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