Fun Music Information -> Paul Anka

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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Times That You Lied (as sung by Bill Clinton)"	"Times Of Your Life"	MOR
"Harem Woman, Harem Man"	"One Man Woman, One Woman Man"	MOR
"You're Having An Abortion"	"You're Having My Baby"	MOR
"Diarrhea"	"Diana"	oldsong

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Kissin' On The Phone,"	They must have had larger lips back in 1961?	oldsong

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Lean On Me"	"Put Your Head On My Shoulder," Paul Anka	Kathy

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Times Of Your Lie" originally "Times Of Your Life"

baa

"I Don't Like To Seep Alone" originally "I Don't Like To Sleep Alone"

jonny

"Dana" originally "Diana"

Bruce Curb

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Do I Glove You?" originally "Do I Love You?"

Peter

"You're Shaving My Baby" originally "You're Having My Baby"

Stephanie Craddock

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Times Of Your Wife" originally "Times Of Your Life"

Edward

"I Don't Like To Bleep Alone" originally "I Don't Like To Sleep Alone"

jonny

"You're Hating My Baby" originally "You're Having My Baby"

Alina

"Lovely Boy" originally "Lonely Boy"

Bruce Curb

"Put Your Lead On My Shoulder" originally "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"

oldiesfan

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Pupoy Love"	"Guppy Love"	Airfarcewon
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"	"Put Your Legs On My Shoulders"	Airfarcewon
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"	"Get Your Heads off my Shoulders"	Ann Hammond
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"	"Is Your Purse A Gun Holder (Or On Your Period?)"	Tommy Turtle
"Diana"	"For Anna"	Malcolm Higgins
"Diana"	"Obama"	Malcolm Higgins
"The Longest Day"	"The Shortest Day (Winter Solstice Anthem)"	Susanna Viljanen
"Put Your Head On My Shoulders"	"Ugly Now That You're Older"	Malcolm Higgins
"Diana"	"The Scanner"	LucidLupin LeeBee
"Having My Baby"	"Havin' Five Babies"	Alvin Rhodes
There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Havin' My Baby	Paternity DNA Lab	Dan Pitney
(You're) Having My Baby	Planned Parenthood	phishphan

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
My Name Is Eminem	Diana Paul Anka	My Name Is Diana	MOR
My Name Is Eminem	Diana Paul Anka	My Name Is Diana	Gretchen Wieners
There's A Kind Of Hush Herman's Hermits	Puppy Love Paul Anka	There's A Kind Of Hush Puppy Love	Ashley Michelle McGowan
Kiss Your Man Goodbye The Everly Brothers	One Man Woman Paul Anka	Kiss Your One Man Woman Goodbye!	Marian
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Put Your Head On My Shoulder" Misheard Lyrics: Butcher head on my shoulder Hold me in your arms, ba---by Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by Show me that you love me too Butcher lips close to mine, dear. Original Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulder Hold me in your arms, ba---by Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by Show me that you love me, too Put your lips close to mine, dear.	"Put Your Head On My Shoulder" Misheard Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulded Whisper in my rear, baby. Original Lyrics: Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby.
"Diana" Misheard Lyrics: And I hope we will never fart. Original Lyrics: And I hope we will never part.	"Diana" Misheard Lyrics: You and I will meet at 3 Ask the birds up in the tree. or You and I will be as free As the birds of liberty. Original Lyrics: You and I will be as free As the birds up in the tree.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Diana"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Thrills I get when you hold me close /
Oh my darling, you're the most

Why They're Misrhymed:

Not only does it not rhyme, but...the most what?!?!

Submitted by: g.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Diana"

The Insulting Lyrics:

I'm so young and you're so old
This, my darling, I've been told

Why They're Insulting:

Maybe you're just repeating what you've been told, but come on! Show some sensitivity! Keep it to yourself!

Submitted by: Lomedhi

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"(You're) Having My Baby"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You're having my baby What a lovely way to say that you're thinking of me

Why They're Inappropriate:

This lyric seems to equate pregnancy to, say, buying a Christmas or birthday present. It's as if he's saying his wife just decided to become pregnant all on her own as a gift for him...but that shouldn't be any kind of surprise. After all, I'm sure Paul was present for the conception of each of his 5 daughters!

Submitted by: Martha Hankins

"Lonely Boy"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I'm just a lonely boy.

Why They're Inappropriate:

Okay, maybe Paul's mom had just died, and he was only 5 feet tall, but he was a lonely, rich, famous boy! Poor Paul.

Submitted by: Lula