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Song Parodies -> "Nose Phlegm"

Original Song Title:

"Stonehenge"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spinal Tap

Parody Song Title:

"Nose Phlegm"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

nose phlegm, where the boogers dwell,
where the loogies live, and they run as well
nose phlegm
where a cold is a cold, and the kleenex box is never old
nose phlegm
tis a nasally place where the snots inside
run upon your face
nose phlegm
where the cxough comes alive
and the layers of crud coat the walls inside
and through my schnozz,
blown into my hand,
is that caustic slime, from my smeller gland
if a few drops dry, and they filter down
I'll wipe them up, I will do that now

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