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Song Parodies -> "Cow Herd Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cow Herd Pies"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

cow herd standing in the meadow field
make these steaming piles of dung inside
all their life..
we are only waiting for the steaks soon to arrive

cow herd standing in the field all night
chewing grass, a methane factory
what a life
Mr gore should kill them, and we'll barbeque at 3

cow herd pies cow herd pies
just hear the splat as the next one flies
cow herd pies cow herd pies
look for the steam till it cools, then dries

cow herd moving to the abbatoir..
koshered ones are bad they slit their throats..
ends their life
then jewish people eat them
on a bagel jammed inside
jewish people eat them on a bagel jammed inside
jewish people eat them on a bagel jammd inside





Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

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