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Song Parodies -> "Urchin"

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Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you're not dry, you move around,
you're a meal, if a seal has you found
you float up, you won't sink down
with the tide, it makes you move all around
got spikes in your skin, what you got I grab you I feel pain
and I grab you again, you make me mad, yeah you make me insane,

and sometimes I wonder, as I look at you guys,
what urchins would look like if they became dry
and I know, yes here at amiright
I can write a song about you and tell the world,
you're an

urchin, urchin from the deep blue sea
an urchin, for the world to see, an urchin

you play tricks, I don't mind, like a otter, I love your kind
your guts warm, I'm sentimental
when I smash you with a rock, I still can be gentle

but I'm not looking for a little sea beast
I want something to eat, want to have a feast
yeah there's one thing in common we have on our side
we both have lots or gumption and our prick's outside

urchin, urchin from the deep blue sea
an urchin, for the world to see, an urchin

you are an urchin, make it fast, be an urchin,

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jeff Reuben - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Cross another idea off my list =)
Diva - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
:Delightfull Malky! - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked "When I smash you with a rock I still can be gentle" but epecially subbing urchin for urgent. Malcolm is the idea king.

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