Song Parodies -> Michael, You Groped Someone's Son
| Original Song Title: | "Carry On My Wayward Son" |
| Original Performer: | Kansas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Michael, You Groped Someone's Son" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
"bubba" of course being his new cell mate
Michal you groped someone's son
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
once I thought that you were good and elated
now your name and pedophiles are related
you have been a good denier
but this too has died
now the cops have come and they want your ass, man
the forensics say that you have been crass, man
now the children can stop screaming,
and you can hear me say
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
masquerading as a man boy with "bubbles"
shoulda grabbed the chimp, you would not have troubles
now you say that you're despised, man
I would think that this is so
shoulda pot your hands away from the young man
now you have to pay, cause you have been stung, man
say they're just after fortune,
but I hear the cops who say..
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
carry on, you will always remember
carry on, this is your career ender,
now your rap sheet's less than empty
surely "bubba" waits for you
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
once I thought that you were good and elated
now your name and pedophiles are related
you have been a good denier
but this too has died
now the cops have come and they want your ass, man
the forensics say that you have been crass, man
now the children can stop screaming,
and you can hear me say
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
masquerading as a man boy with "bubbles"
shoulda grabbed the chimp, you would not have troubles
now you say that you're despised, man
I would think that this is so
shoulda pot your hands away from the young man
now you have to pay, cause you have been stung, man
say they're just after fortune,
but I hear the cops who say..
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
carry on, you will always remember
carry on, this is your career ender,
now your rap sheet's less than empty
surely "bubba" waits for you
michael, you groped someone's son,
when the cops came you were gone
your sorry butt they will arrest
don't you try no more
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Malcolm, this was extremely good. Very well paced to original and funny, too. One tick short of perfect. Got a little spell error on an easy word (unless I'm missing the context, "shoulda pOt"? "put"? Anyway, really good stuff.
Well said, good pacing, you're the top dog for a reason.
I have never been in prison...oh, and by the way, for you and the other 90 percent of the world who make the same mistake, the name of the song is "Carry On Wayward Son" (no "My" in the title, sorry).
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