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Song Parodies -> "The Hot Dogs Go On"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart Does Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"The Hot Dogs Go On"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

celine dion walks into a horse bar, and the guy says.. hey baby why the long face?
every night in my buns,
I eat you I taste you
that is only after you go on

spraying on the mistness,
keep spaces between you,
all the flames now know yu are on

pork meat, and beef lips and feet
I'm relieved whe the hot dogs go on
once more, the barbeque door,
cooks up meat for my heart
and the hot dogs go on and on

mustard covers you one time
it's ketchup, though this time,
I'll chew on this bone till it's gone

lunch was when I loved you
dinner time was good too
and my wife, well she too threw one on

pork meat, and beef lips and feet
I'm relieved whe the hot dogs go on
once more, the barbeque door,
cooks up meat for my heart
and the hot dogs go on and on

dogs, beer, there's nothing so dear
and I glow when the hot dogs go on
well braized forever this way
you are safe from the start
when the hot dogs go on at dawn

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   3
 2
 2
 

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Rafeal Delaghetto - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a Song Title Police Officer, I must let you know that the original song is called "My Heart Will Go On." Speaking as Myself, I must say that I loved the concept of this parody, and it was nicely written, so I've gotta give you all fives. By the way, today is Celine's birthday...and for the record, she's 37.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a picky little sh*t, I didn't really appreciate the humour in this one. Either almost everyone on this website is fat, or people are really stuck for ideas, we get about 10 food parodies everyday. This one was brilliantly paced, though. Overall, not a bad effort. 534
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS ( this was from Titanic right? ), so no vote recorded, but it looks pretty funny ( 4 ). As for DAK, he rarely gives fives on pacing, so be glad for that atleast. :)
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Red Ant, for making me sound like a right tight bastard!!!
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, on pacing you are, and so am I. But there is room between 4 and 5, say it's not a perfect 5, but like a 4.7. Then I will 5 vote on pacing. I do not give 4's on pacing because they are not perfect ( though I will if too much of TOS remains or is misrhymed ). Sorry to turn your parody comments into a blog Malcolm. It's just a Sicker Game..... :)
Steve Martin ( yes, it's me) - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Good work Malcom. Pay no attention to the DAK. He's an ignorant, egotistical little turd who thinks, having written 15 mostly pathetic little parodies, that he is an expert. Your worst parody, among the 1200 or 1400 you have on this site, is better than he could write in his wildest dream. His attitude will get him many, many 1 votes until he learns his place, which is as a new, mediocre writer of mostly lame an uninteresting shite. For him to give you a 3 for humor made me laugh my ass off. Compared to your humor, his wouldn't even rate 1's.

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