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Song Parodies -> "Lars"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gary Numan

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

metallica always sucked anyway..
keep the damn chords.. a real rock band ac/dc used g-d-c and a most of the time
and remember they used e and f before you spindly geek

should I ask Lars
stummin chords in a bar,
E and F goes too far,
can I strum them with permission
from Lars?

hey Mr Lars,
I'm playin an E
and It comes after "d"
will you kiss my flabby ass,
there Lars

hey mister Lars,
I was out on the town
played an F through to d
and I had to play an E
there Lars..

hey Mr Lars,
you know I've started to think
that you are quite a dink,
as I'm strummin both those chords,
there lars..

you know I've started to think
you know I think you're a dink

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Total Votes: 2

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Peregrin - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
4th of August 2003 ? No comments ? Better late than never then Malcolm ! I liked it ! I particuLARSly liked the concept of getting his permission to play individual notes :)
Meriadoc - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I vaguely remember the original controversy. Good one!

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