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Song Parodies -> "Evolution"

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Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Cobb county Georgia, just had a federal court order the removal of stickers on textbooks stating "evolution is a theory, not a fact on the origin of living things".. evolved lions 1, christians 0
you're now denying evolution, well, yo know,
they say time can change a bird
you pray within your congregation, well, you know
gotta follow Jesus word..

but when you talk about a textbook
take the stickers on the cover off.
cause you know it's gonna be
all right allright allright

you say we're not all from solution, well you know,
we've all read the darwin man
you say god made the contribution
well you know.. maybe heaven has a plan..

but if you put stickers from minds that pray
then justice will tell you move them today
cause you know it's gonna be
all right allright allright

your rights are in the constitution,
well you know,
you believe in what you will
the school is not your institution, well you know
fill their minds with bitter pills..
but if you're denying a darwin finch,
the athesists will fight you for every inch
cause you know it's gonna be
all right allright allright

all right allright allright
all right allright allright
all right allright allright
all right allright allright

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm crawling out of the much to give you fives.
Rick C - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Another point well made. 555
Red Ant - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Malcolm. 5s.
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm - I just hope that I am reading you correctly. Thank you for seeing what, apparently, 50% of Americans do not. I just hope that the Consittution is able to withstand the move towards theocratizing this country. You potential neighbor if we ever get Jeb, bob
Dissenting Opinion - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
My distant cousin Orang-Utan-Dan would approve!

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