Song Parodies -> I Snogged A Stupid Nurse

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Snogged A Stupid Nurse"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

urine dripping down inside a catheter beside my bed
they measure what I pass one day I snogged a stupid nurse
come tomorrow, shifts will change they walk into my open ward
they're healing and they're feeling me

why are they sooooo dumb? oh?

no one's gonna change my wound
no one's gonna change my wound

images of Johnny Wadd which dance before me
with m increased size, they want to try,
I snogged a stupid nurse...
they massage my wound , their hands go in
inside my new found body sock they
fumble blindly as they say I snogged the stupid nurse..


why are they sooooo dumb? oh?

no one's gonna change my wound
no one's gonna change my wound

now disaster, my new girth is slinging down
beside my bed, inviting and exciting me
nurses pledge undying love my implant now at their behest
they want me now I tell them all
I snogged the stupid nurse..

no one's gonna change my wound
no one's gonna change my wound




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