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Song Parodies -> "Use Leather? You Bet"

Original Song Title:

"You Better You Bet"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Use Leather? You Bet"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you better use leather, it's best

I called her on the telephone, I asked if she had bouncy breasts,
I wonder if I should just go home, but smelling leather makes me
wonder if I'll ever forget
I love to hear her scream my name especially when she says yes
I got her tied up right now, in a bind and I hope she don't mind
if I direct..
what will happen yes, what's next.. what's next??

just to prove you love her, I say use leather,
use leather, you'd better, you bet
as I dangle above her, I should use leather
use leather use leather you bet
you better bet it's nice
and I can spank you,
spank you once or twice

I think that flabby asses are a pleasure zone
I like your arse in leather, and fishnet black pantyhose
you let me tie your open arms, to open legs
I ask you sit right there and really start to beg

I don't really mind, if you don't pay me,
a little is allright
and when you say come over and tie me tight
tonight
tonight
just to prove you love her, I say use leather,
use leather, you'd better, you bet
as I dangle above her, I should use leather
use leather use leather you bet
you better bet it's nice
and I can spank you,
spank you once or twice

I lay on the bed with you,
we could read some book on leather
I tear off your pantyhose
and you scream please use leather
saying use leather
you better cause it's nice


with leather, love me all the time now
and I will beat you back into line now
you'll hang above me all the time now
and you can shove me, back into line now

I kept you over late one night, tied up like the tower of pisa
and knowing you're so easy to tie just makes the whole leather
thing easier
I love trying on your panty hose, and I get pretty crazy sometimes
cause babe it feels so good, and I walk that razor line sometimes

and when it comes to all night living
to you I'll be giving
a leather lesson from me
and it's all free

just to prove you love her, I say use leather,
use leather, you'd better, you bet

just to prove you love her, I say use leather,
use leather, you'd better, you bet

just to prove you love her, I say use leather,
use leather, you'd better, you bet

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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You're a bad boy, Malcolm. A good parody writer (usually) but a very, very bad boy. And what's worse, as the Backstreet Boys would say, you want it that way. (Uh oh, now I've REALLY insulted him!)
Meriadoc - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
That's it! Pip and I are on the next plane to Toronto! Want us to stop by in Joisey and pick up Michael too? ;-)
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know, Merry, with everything I've said about Bush, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, et al., they may not let me back into the U.S. And that's before I consider whatever you and Pip have in mind!

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