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Song Parodies -> "Lexus"

Original Song Title:

"Texas"

Original Performer:

Chris Rea

Parody Song Title:

"Lexus"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

coming from a guy who drives a shitbox, this song just hit a chord
warm heat blowin,
heatin two guys,
on the road that goes forever..

been thinkin bout it lately,
seen it on t.v.
I seen them all around me,
don't like infinitis
been talkin to my neighbour,
and he agrees with me
that car's crazy.......

well my wife returns from driving,
her older piece of shit,
got rust and perforation,
on the body just a bit
she says, hey malk, got get one better
or there's gonna come a day
you ain't gonna get laid no more,
and I turn to her and say LEXUS
she says what?
I said LEXUS
she says what?
they got big lease loads out there

warm heat blowin,
heatin two guys,
on the road that goes forever..
I'm gettin a lexus

I gotta get outta gear
I gotta get outta gear

well I got a little brother,
several meters high,
yeah he fits when the seats are back
the car he loves to drive
he says he's had a lexus,
it's the only one for me,
the brakes, the twirls, no trouble there
that's the car for me

I'm goin LEXUS
I'm goin LEXUS
sure beats walkin
sure beats walkin

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