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Song Parodies -> "Kerry's Gone, That Wayward One"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry's Gone, That Wayward One"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Kerry's gone that wayward one,
now there's peace for everyone
let the left now send their "best"
and they'll try once more

once he gave us his war service illusion
told both sides, he did, created confusion,
he should have bstuck to making ketchup,
something new to try

through my eyes I seen he still was a blind man,
perfect hair, long face, I thought he was a horse man
thought he'd win it, he was dreaming
now he's gone away

Kerry's gone that wayward one,
now there's peace for everyone
let the left now send their "best"
and they'll try once more

now they have a candidate named Obama
lining up behind him now, like such Llamas
Illinois his claim to be a wise man
nudge, nudge wink, like we don't know...
fawning round him, with such ugly devotion
make the country great, he's not got a notion
he's now on course to lose such a fortune,
Kerry loan, I'll hear them say

Kerry's gone that wayward one,
now there's peace for everyone
let the left now send their "best"
and they'll try once more

So!
Kerry's gone,
he will not mbe rememberedY
Kerry's gone,
he was such a "rear ender"
now the dems will find a lefty
surely they have one or two?
Kerry's gone that wayward one,
now there's peace for everyone
let the left now send their "best"
and they'll try once more

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Greely - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Or as ya might say, Kerry, that old botched joke of a candidate.
Jonathan S. - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice. You do justice to the OS, and kept the pacing almost perfect. You did good with this parody.

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