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Song Parodies -> "You Might Think (the Michelle Obama Angry Rant)"

Original Song Title:

"You Might Think"

Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"You Might Think (the Michelle Obama Angry Rant)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I give you the lady who chose to go to Princeton, asked to go, wanted to go, was given money to go, went and hated it. Who knew that she would be in a school full of rich preppy types and feel a little out of place. She now commiserates with Sotomayor over the "experience" of this? STILL A VICTIM???? WHAT????? get over your imagined white-man-placed glass ceiling victim rant and rule like you wanted to with honesty and grace. Not a self serving hating beeyotch angry at the country that ascended you to the most powerful house in the planet. GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY
you might think it's crazy
to say that I hate too
maybe I think you're yucky
too rich and fancy too
I will rant like a child
my life has made me riled
you might think I'm foolish
my life was caused by you
you might think it's crazy
I still hate all you

you might find me imperical
I'm ranting every week
now princeton is improving
there's not so many creeps
but I think that I'll whine
a big ungrateful swine
Malky thinks it's foolish
'cause someone put you through
you might think it's crazy
why don't you say "thank you"

and it's hard so hard to take
your angry take about your scrapes
but you'll keep it going till we all go down
you'll keep it going....

some might say you're delerious
you run the country down
and somewhere sometime
when you're furious
the facts are found
you're absure and you're wild
and just not nicely styled
yes, I think you're foolish
this rant we hear from you
I just think it's crazy
your silver spoon was full

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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adagio - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody, Malcolm, about an ungrateful pig. That's what got me when I read the news about least the ingrate got to GO to Princeton, whereas most of us are stuck either with no education, a Community College or some other educational place. I shouldn't stress out over stuff like this, but what PROOF does she have that it was her 'race'? Maybe she was just not a person that people liked, since we know that she was an ingrate, at least. 5's
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
"You Might Think"? Take your own advice, Malcolm. Michelle is the best First Lady since Jacqueline Kennedy.
rob - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
speaking of the kennedys, they covered for teddy's involentary man slaughter and DWI crimes real well. kudos for the kennedy's and all those liberals whom also backed the murderous drunk. let's see what michelle has done so far. nothing ! give her more time. she just might be the best some day. i hope she does more good for us than all others put together. oh wait, she did mention she's finally proud of america after a two faced, cant remember how many states there are jerk got elected? still not good enough. she needs to contribute something before she is #1.

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