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Song Parodies -> "She Moos In Mysterious Ways ( The Mad Cow Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"She Moves In Mysterious Ways"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"She Moos In Mysterious Ways ( The Mad Cow Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she moos in delerious ways


bessie took a walk
and she started to moo
looked like a dancer
as the virus worked through
she'll be burgered up and ground,
buy her in a can
we'll be buying today
a cow who cannot understand

she's slippy
she's falling down
she sits there
head just rolls around

not alright not alright not alright
her hooves move mysterious ways
not alright not alright not alright
she moos in mysterious ways

bessie took a dive
in the paddock in the rain
let her moo like she's alive
'cause she's in pain
her spirit will break
when she is a steak
if you find the meat too dry
it's the bse's mistake

does the wave
she rots inside
she is the meat inside the child

not alright not alright not alright
her hooves move mysterious ways
not alright not alright not alright
her hooves move delerious ways
not alright not alright not alright
she moos in delerious ways
not alright not alright not alright
she moos in mysterious ways

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dude - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcom's back in town...
Bono, The Edge, Larry Mullen and Adam Clayton - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Scuse us, but this was one of our 90s songs. Why did you put 80s?
malcolm higgins - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry guys, I've enjoyed it for so long, it seemed eighties, your best decade..
The Edge - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I know; we had lots of well-known eighties songs, but this one was from the early nineties. I guess we've made our point.
Laurence Dunne - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 just for the song you chose....
dude - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
decade whiners are not welcome here, get a life nit pickers
turkey - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
He probably just made a mistake. But I liked it.
turkey - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The parody, that is.
malcolm higgins - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I've always wanted to say this.. thanks dude ........... I was never cool enough to say it...lol
mac - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't remember the whole song, but the title alone rates 5-5-5.
343948 - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I was pretty sure this song is by the Police not U2, but a great parody anyways.
U2 freak - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
umm 343948, it couldn't be more of a song by U2 unless it was called -this song is by U2- but well done its awesome :)

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