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Song Parodies -> "Touch And Go ( The Gay Signal Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Touch And Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Touch And Go ( The Gay Signal Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Senator:
All I need is what you've got
are you gay or are you not?
do you know just why we're here?
I'm not a gay, I am just queer..

Police:
now I know that you've gone too far
uh ooh.. get in my car
that foot.. your right..
twas the brush of not right
then you said to me..
we touched lets go.. no no no
touched and go.. no no no

senator:
all I need is you tonight
one quick kiss befoe my flight
then your card came 'cross the floor
I didn't see that through the door

Police:
now I know that you've gone too far
uh ooh.. get in my car
that foot.. your right..
twas the brush of not right
then you said to me..
we touched lets go.. no no no
touched and go.. no no no

senator:
All I want is you tonight
I"Ill get undressedand we'll be right.. yeah
you know arrests they make me shake
just ask me when my story's straight..

Police:
now I know that you've gone too far
uh ooh.. get in my car
that foot.. your right..
twas the brush of not right
then you said to me..
we touched lets go.. no no no
touched and go.. no no no

police:
no touch just go-o-o-o

senator:
touched lets go

police:
no touch just go-o-o-o

senator:
touched lets go

police:
no touch just go-o-o-o

senator:
touched lets go
All I need is what you've got

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