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Song Parodies -> "High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Half Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

just got to dsl from dial up...wow
my father ordered a package for me
my mother knew my downloads were free
the ria said I was their outlaw
but kazaa was the internet law

high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born

I now go surfing, and I load it down
thank you, you're welcome, and it ai't slowin dow
the other surfers used to laugh at me
he's using dial up he's a retard you see

high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born

my speed has increased, and my eyes are so glad
those porn sites , man I say are they ever bad
my life since then has been from site to site
I wipe my keyboard off 'most every night

high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born

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Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Those sticky keys are a nuisance, aren't they? ;-)

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