I could laugh, but I cry
it should slide, but it's dry
this took me by surpri-i-i-i-ise
i didn't realize
my arse was breaking....

it comes slowly, I carry on,
and not the big part has come, I've gone
it took me by surpri-i-i-i-ise
I spead out far and wide
as I was crapping

crapping, as the pooh comes out of me
crapping, with some fibre easily,
I poohed away everything I had
then wiped the rest off me

crapping, as the pooh comes out of me
crapping, with some fibre easily,
I poohed away everything I had
then wiped the rest off me

I sit alone now, yelling out names,
no longer poohing, and still in pain
this scared me with it's size
i didn't realise
till I was crapping

it come slowly, but carries on
and now the dry bits. the dry bits have come and gone
it looks just like my thighs
it's really big in size

crapping.. ah ah ah ah ah ah
crapping yeah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
crapping yeah I'm crapping yes me
crapping yeah I'm crapping yes me
crapping don't be lookin i'm crappin
crapping crapping like me girl
I pooped away everything I have
I wiped the rest off me.