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Song Parodies -> "An Ass Named Hussein"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Nane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"An Ass Named Hussein"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to Black Jacques Chirac....PFFFFTTTTTTTTT I fart in your general direction
On the first part of the journey,
we are goin to change his life
there are wells, and dunes and lots of sand,
there was even his ugly wife

the first thing we sent was a daisy to cut
through the sky from above
the heat that its got
makes the ground go dry
but the air is full of sound

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

after two days, in the desert war, the iraqis began to turn red
after three days in the desert fun,
I saw three soldiers all jmissing their heads
and the story they told was saddam of old,
and made me sad he wasnt dead

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

after nine days, we found some refugees,
cause the desert storm had come
they were holding their arms way up in the air,
like the French when the war had begun

the french they are a people with no brain and no spine,
and they love to play at both ends
but remember this song, because we won't get along,
we are the willing, and you're no friend,

you see I've looked through the desert for an ass named Hussein
as our bombs came down like rain
in the desert, they all look like Hussein
and there aint no one with a different name

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 46

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Royce Miller - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
frank - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
you are an idiot....
Julie Krbec - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Really liked it !
Very stupid indeed - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Can't ou get a life?
malcolm higgins - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
yes, VSI but only when ou get one
Caught him at last- - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Caught him at last. God almighty,we CAUGHT HIM AT LAST!
Caught him at last- - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
We need no longer worry about that ass named Hussein,it certainly feels good we captured that pain.And here's a message for the spiders whose home he had shared-"I hope you're all enjoyin' that fresh air again !"-HA-HAAAA-HA HAHA- HA HAHA HA HA HAAA HAAA HAH!
jonnypawthed - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude,nice we should've kicked hus ass a long time ago!!
Interrogator - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work !!!!
Joe Mama - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Desert fun? No matter what war is never fun, for both sides. Join the military and you'll see what I mean. Oh yeah, and a large part of the soldiers that go over there are Republicans that come back Democrats. Hussein was evil, but, at the current rate of death with terrorists and stuff like that... there will be the same amount of death in 25 years as there was in Saddam's reign. Iraq is screwed either way. We should just have gone after bin Laden.
happy4u - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it!
Eli - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehehe Nice!! Good parody

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