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Song Parodies -> "Leder Hosen"

Original Song Title:

"Cracklin Rosie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Leder Hosen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

leder hosen feel like boards
rubbin my nuts till there ain't no skin left there
or pubic hair
my undies are bare
had quite a time with the leather chafing

itchin, and it's givin pain,
vaseline there and I even tried a thong
over my dong
that's what I want
no need to wear these on no man, unless achtoong

oh I love my leder wild
if it was smooth I'd be so happy
wood shoes complete the style
I rubbed my ass with a wax carnuba
as I stayed there and I learned the tuba
an oom pa pa world
it keeps me hangin on

wear a cow
wearin cows
leder now my baby

leder hosen they're my style
I take them off an hour every night , that's allright
sometimes they're tight
my kit sees the light
leder hosen is a store bought fashion
if you're a dutch boy it 's worn with passion
an oom pa pa world
it keeps me hangin on

wear a cow
wearin cows
leder now my baby

leder hosen they're my style
I take them off an hour every night , that's allright
sometimes they're tight
my kit sees the light
how do they feel don't ask no questions, yeah..


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Michael Pacholek - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you've been hanging around Merry and Pippin too much...
Meriadoc - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't dare read this more than once, lest it get stuck in my head the wrong way... :-0
Guy - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

You'll be losin' if you're choosin
Leder Hosen, I'm opposin'

Hilarious - this rocks Malky. Wonder why the vote count is so low on this, it's classic.
Wild Man - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!

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