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Song Parodies -> "Only Nineteen"

Original Song Title:

"Only Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"Only Nineteen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she was only nineteen, only nineteen,
on col-o-rado-o-o
she was too young to maul for love,
Kobe, why did you though?

she's laugh and she's sing, and do funny things
when she snorted that coke
she was too young to maul and love
you're old enough to know

did you say you dribble and shoot,
and tell her you're all N.B.A?
why did she give the cops a quick call?
submit herself for D.N.A?

she was only nineteen, only nineteen,
ooh man now we all know
did you fly back, to tell your wife,
is the still there? do we know?

why did you leave the state so fast,
and claim it won't happen again,
she was a mere child of nineteen?
now it's not if but when?

she was only nineteen , only nineteen,
ooh but you done that girl so,
consent was obtained, the story goes,
in col-o-rado

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