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Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you must die, blow up a town,
lose your eyes, your meat just a little mound
you blow up, then come down
and then you'll live, with virgins all around
you got semtex in your veins, burning hot, and you won't feel the pain
fundamental, insane, you don't stop, your brother's doin it again

but sometimes I wonder, as we do, infidels,
what are you thinking. you'll end up in hell
and I know, yes I know how to treat you guys
I'll just stitch gun you in the middle of the night, you say

insurgent insurgent insurgent, just wait and see,
insurgents, with tnt insurgent

you drive cars every time, , so hard to spot, you blow up yourself
leaving just a red spot
your blood warm, not sentimental
you're extreme, the bomb's experimental

you're not looking for a life that'll last
you and habeeb, you blow up so fast
if there's one thing in common that we both share,
we're both very happy that you're no longer there

insurgent insurgent insurgent, just wait and see,
insurgents, with tnt insurgent

you say insurgent, make it fast, die insurgent
light the wick, make it urgent ka blam no insurgent
make it quick, no insurgent, insurgent
emergency urgent

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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John Barry - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on, Malcolm!
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Malcolm. Don't know if you read "The Onion", but shortly after "911" they had a satirical piece on the hi-jackers awakening in hell to all sorts of hideous torture and being quite surprised with that fate since they were expecting laurel wreaths and virgins aplenty...It might be available in their archives still.

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