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Song Parodies -> "Still Have No Policy"

Original Song Title:

"Still Rock And Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Still Have No Policy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what's the matter with the grand old party?
did they choose a little woman to run?
lefties choose to cut her life to pieces,
now the turnaround is gonna be fun


What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
"Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?"
Maybe I should buy some old tab collars?
"Welcome back to the age of jive.
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money."
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me
What's the matter with the car I'm driving?
"Can't you tell that it's out of style?"
Should I get a set of while wall tires?
"Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
Your best bet's a true baby blue Continental."
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still rock and roll to me
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'Cause it's always been the same old scene.
There's a new band in town
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine...
Aimed at your average teen
How about a pair of pink sidewinders
And a bright orange pair of pants?
"You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance.
Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers,
You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers."
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me
now obama's raised a whole lotta money
saved his slavery cash now is that story funny?
lefties wanna talk about a past life
funny but they still have no policy..
everybody talkin now the cat's out,
funny but they're now opened up to me..

what's the matter with the past of slaving
was it just opportunity?
now the loser in the next election
has to fudge all of history
at least he keeps his wife here together
half sister, some brothers, his life's no better
what junk, more bunk, in the trunk,
funny but he'll still have no policy

oh it doesn't matter what he said in the papers,
cause the left will take it magically
but there's a new girl in town
and she'll wipe out these clowns, I read it in a magazine..
at least her past is clean......

him and biden are a pair of sidewinders
just a pair of political snakes
another oldie and an america hater
have you heard his religious out takes?
who was he about when flags were a burning
Jerremiah wright had his young head a turning?
same crap, mouth flap pure sap funny but
they still have no policy..

everybody sayin what barack's found
funny but he still has no policy..



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CowboyDave - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
. . yeah, it's still "Cock & Bull " to me . . .

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