seems like yesterday,
but it just had to go
hairy ain't lovely, in between the thighs...
there with it's darkness,I had little guys hangin low..
suggestions that were shared,
on how to be removed
grows like a weedpile out of control
now there's just a razor burn, and what did it prove?

and I remember what you said to me,
told me to moisturize
I remember when I started late that night
wish I'd listened then, and the pain would minimize


against the grain,
don't be shavin against the grain,
pubic hair's too long, for shaving
against the grain

the years rolled slowly past,
as I began to wax
surrounded by women on whom I depend,
slippin that body sugar in my old crack
I learned the hardest way
with blisters and some sores
I was findin electric, was the way to live
never worried about moisture or even how much I showed

shaving eight lines a minute for most of the time
taking off all the wee hairs that were bent
begain to find myself tweezing
searching for stragglers again and again

against the grain,
don't be shavin against the grain,
pubic hair's too long, for shaving
against the grain

but bikini lines are longer now
and there's so many more poking out
tanlines are commitments
what to leave in, what to tweeze out

against the grain,
don't be shavin against the grain,
pubic hair's too long, for shaving
against the grain