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Song Parodies -> "Hair Beneath The Wings ( The Air Italy Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

Original Performer:

Bettee Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Beneath The Wings ( The Air Italy Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sorry to adagio, Guy, and any other Italian fiends.. this just fit..
I just spoke there to Miss Machado,
to check on the airport for the gate
she just said to wait in the take off line , every day
our airplanes are quick to find

so pack up your bags, on the third storey
and look out the runway at it's length
and check in that space where the wings grow long
we bet you'll see it's plain

you don't have to look to see air tango,
westjet can always paint their things
our national airline has a motto
look for the hair beneath the wings

it might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but we've looked like this right from the start
I want you to know the truth,of course we show it
the hair under both wings, yes both two..


you don't have to look to see air tango,
westjet can always paint their things
our national airline has a motto
look for the hair beneath the wings


you don't have to look to see air tango,
westjet can always paint their things
our national airline has a motto
look for the hair beneath the wings
look for the hair beneath the wings

oh the hair beneath the wings
true true true look for the hair beneath the wings
try try try today, italy flies so high
oh true true true the hair beneath my wings
oh true true true the hair beneath my wings

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Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm LOL , because I know this to be true. At least 25 years ago anyway.
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
BTW : Alitalia is Italy's airline.
malcolm higgins - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, wild, they wrote it under the wings.. that's why I couldn't see it.. most planes they hose down the fuselage.. air italy gets herbal essence

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