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Song Parodies -> "Still Colonoscopy"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Still Colonoscopy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what's the matter with your bum young feller?
have you come to me to check your parts?
what's the problem with your colon or your shpincter
do you have a case of runny wet farts?
let me get the microscope out baby,
up your crack it goes, and then we'll see maybe
what's there, some hair, hot air, what a scare
it's still colonoscopy

what the hell have you been eating here for dinner?
is seafood every meal you like
I'm believin that I might be seein
an undigested northern pike
tell me what's been coming out of you lately,
is it hard, and brown or is it soft like gravy,
bad dumps, poor rumps, poo pumps, food humps
it's still colonoscopy

oh it doesnt matter what they say in the papers,
you have to keep your backside clean
there's a new doc in town,
but there's something going down,
but your digestion here isnt clean,
you can't eat like a teen

how about a quicky polyp removal?
there's a couple but they're kinda sparse
just a snip with my little surgical scissors, and
we'll get those nubbies from your arse
then we know that your bum is corrected
I think it is because of what I have detected
next time, drink wine, it's fine, most times,
avoid colonoscopies

what's this little rodent I'm seeing
have you been seeing Richard Gere?
rumour has it he's the expert
if you find a little gerbil here
thank god I wear gloves for protection
try to avoid all types of infection
next time, drink wine, it's fine, most times,
avoid colonoscopies

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 19

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   4
 5   12

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Royce Miller - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, I gave you 5's--don't confuse me with that 1 guy; hey, I laughed at this one; thanks.
Royce Miller - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't mean to gush, but this is really going to be on my list of all-time favorites from Amiright. Good grief
Rice Cube - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Come on people, vote for this one! This is great!
Royce Miller - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, Rice Cube, my answer to your question is coming to you on Monday, if it gets posted.
Rice Cube - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
sweet...who keeps voting this parody down though? It was good!
malcolm higgins - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I have a malcolm hater... most of my stuff starts on nthe day it's posted with a 1-1-1- from someone... :(
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't need a proctologist to know that Malcolm is one sick puppy. All 4s, but 3 of that comes from just doing a Billy Joel song well.
Billy Florio - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Jonathan C. - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
As a diabetic approaching 40 (and my first colonoscopy), thanks for the warning, Malcolm.;)
Meriadoc - May 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm this is very funny - I gave you 5's - let's see if we can offset the one guy...
Mike Florio - May 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Dont feel bad about the one guy...hes a jackass...anyway, this was very good!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Body Parts

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