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Song Parodies -> "Thank God For Hairy Gentlemen ( The Gay Barber's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God For Hairy Gentlemen ( The Gay Barber's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

thank god for hairy gentlemen,
they come in for a shave,
and we will even do their butts,
if they are well behaved
we ask them firts to take a shower,
wash the dags away,
and then we will make them look like boys
little wee boys,
and then we will shave them till they look like boys..

I still remember vividly,
the lesbos came to share
and asked us quite politely
to make their beaver bare
and in that wee back room, was born
a naughty hairless pair

fear not, then said the barber,
we'll trim you up just right
and we might even save ya
a razor burn tonight
just lie right there and trust in me
I'll shave this thing just right

I can't remember faces,
not every single soul,
I can't recall the names of
each and every pole
I think it's quite disgusting
I just remember holes

thank god for hairy gentlemen,
they come in for a shave,
and we will even do their butts,
if they are well behaved
we ask them firts to take a shower,
wash the dags away,
and then we will make them look like boys
little wee boys,
and then we will shave them till they look like boys..



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Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That's different!
Meriadoc - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This probably would have been a big hit in 17th century pubs... ;-)
The Great Karlando - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think anyone else could have come up with this one. Great job.

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