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Song Parodies -> "Heir"

Original Song Title:

"Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cowsills

Parody Song Title:

"Heir"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they asked me why?
why I'm the lucky guy?
I'm heiry noon and nighty night night
it's mine by birthright
amounts out of sight

I'm heiry I just know
just ask me why?
(dad let one blow)
I'll never lack for bread,
now my father's dead..,.darlin...

aw gimme some fun, an heir,
rich stupid new heir,
shining gleaming,
cars my servant's waxin'

give respect to heirs
some have waited longer
his daddy, her daddy
everybody thank your daddy
heir heir heir heir heir heir heir
got it flaunt it,
long as I'm an only child heir

let me buy zebra cheese
africa was a breeze,
I come home, not a crease in this heir
a home for me please,
hey slave,, get my dinner please
some others are jerks
but for me it works,
it's beauty, the wonder, splendour as an
heir heir heir heir heir heir heir
got it flaunt it,
long as I'm an only child heir

I won't live long, but drunk and buzzy
snazzy, razzy wordly fuzzy
rub me, see me whining
screaming leaning
cashing, dashing
rotten, quick forgotten
twisted, pampered, hated
power hungry and pathetic
mangled, tangled, strangled with spaghetti

oh say can you se my house?
if you can then my yard's too small

purchase here, order there
everywhere
it's up on the shelf

I'll go just gaga at the go go
in new york, in saratoga
my toga made of rich
green, bills down to there

as heir I come before it
all this cash I just adore it
hallelujah, daddy loved his son
what did my mother leave me?

heir heir heir heir heir heir heir
got it flaunt it,
long as I'm an only child heir
heir heir heir heir heir heir heir
got it flaunt it,
long as I'm an only child heir

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Rex - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Malcolm, can I borrow a couple million? Liked this idea -- favorite lines: "not a crease in this heir" and "I'm heiry".

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