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Song Parodies -> "Froot Loop Diet"
Original Song Title:
"Zoot Zoot Riot"
Original Performer:
Cherry Poppin Malkies
Parody Song Title:
"Froot Loop Diet"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
who's aware of it, who's been told,
I'm not sharing my morning bowl,
cleans my system, helps my glands,
on a diet, yes I am
three bowls yesterday,
and my mum said that's enough
on that scale today,
I felt heavy and look puffed,
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
protien power says eggs and ham,
atkins zone has room for spam
vegan diets beans in a can
I picked this one, cause I can
three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
I'm not sharing my morning bowl,
cleans my system, helps my glands,
on a diet, yes I am
three bowls yesterday,
and my mum said that's enough
on that scale today,
I felt heavy and look puffed,
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
protien power says eggs and ham,
atkins zone has room for spam
vegan diets beans in a can
I picked this one, cause I can
three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there
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Isn't the original band the Cherry Poppin Daddies?
Eject is right. It is the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. And the song title is "Zoot Suit Riot." ( Would "Zoot Zoot Riot" count as a misheard lyric?) A zoot suit was a style of men's clothing popular during the Swing era (1930s/1940s), and experiencing a resurgence in popularity among those who are discovering that style of music and dance. (For pictures of what zoot suits look like, check out zootsuitstore.com.) While on the topic of corrections, "aughta" should be "oughta." "Aught" means "nothing"; "ought" means "should." And technically, Froot Loop, being a brand name and therefore a proper noun, should be capitalized. Otherwise, an amusing song.
It is! And Isn't the original song "Zoot Suit Riot?" It isn't "Zoot Zoot Riot!!!" Well, regardless of that, 5,5,5!
Yeah, it's "Zoot Suit Riot." He has the title correct. As for voting, I give 3-5-5, since there's some parts that might be missing. For example, he didn't parody the "You're in a zoot suit riot" lines.
Oh wait, I guess I overlooked the title! But still, the second zoot should be suit.
I guess I overlooked the wrong title too. Oh well...
Ha ha. Personally I think this is really funny! But yeah, the title and artist is wrong. Of course I don't blame you because I always thought the song was about "Zoob suit Ryan" (whatever).
"Froot Loop Diet" is the perfect sub for "Zoot Suit Riot." Good job. Wish I woulda...
I parodied both the song and the title..AND THE ARTIST!!!!! and NOBODY GOT IT
Malc, I've been working many hours overtime this week, so I'm not real caught up. Sorry if I missed this one. By the way, check out todays new entries......There's something there for you.
(The following comment refers to a line from the OS) Ze-zoo-zez-zaz-zo...zip zilch zzzzzz....not 1 of your better ones, so "za-zo-zay-zorry"
I heard a parody like that when I was a kid, but... The lyrics are different than I remember. I specifically remember Toucan Sam actually being mentioned in the song, and there was also the line Froot Loop diet! Give me a bigger spoon! Am I remembering a different version of the song?
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