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Song Parodies -> "Froot Loop Diet"

Original Song Title:

"Zoot Zoot Riot"

Original Performer:

Cherry Poppin Malkies

Parody Song Title:

"Froot Loop Diet"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

who's aware of it, who's been told,
I'm not sharing my morning bowl,
cleans my system, helps my glands,
on a diet, yes I am

three bowls yesterday,
and my mum said that's enough
on that scale today,
I felt heavy and look puffed,

froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there

froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there

protien power says eggs and ham,
atkins zone has room for spam
vegan diets beans in a can
I picked this one, cause I can

three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love


froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there

froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there

three more bowls today,
and I sup the milk till done
you folks aughta know
it's a diet you will love


froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there

froot loop diet,
been on it for a year
froot loop diet,
pour the milk on the loops down there


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eject. E-G-E-C-T - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Isn't the original band the Cherry Poppin Daddies?
Marina - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Eject is right. It is the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. And the song title is "Zoot Suit Riot." ( Would "Zoot Zoot Riot" count as a misheard lyric?) A zoot suit was a style of men's clothing popular during the Swing era (1930s/1940s), and experiencing a resurgence in popularity among those who are discovering that style of music and dance. (For pictures of what zoot suits look like, check out zootsuitstore.com.) While on the topic of corrections, "aughta" should be "oughta." "Aught" means "nothing"; "ought" means "should." And technically, Froot Loop, being a brand name and therefore a proper noun, should be capitalized. Otherwise, an amusing song.
T.J. Spindler - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It is! And Isn't the original song "Zoot Suit Riot?" It isn't "Zoot Zoot Riot!!!" Well, regardless of that, 5,5,5!
sk12er boi - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's "Zoot Suit Riot." He has the title correct. As for voting, I give 3-5-5, since there's some parts that might be missing. For example, he didn't parody the "You're in a zoot suit riot" lines.
sk12er boi - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh wait, I guess I overlooked the title! But still, the second zoot should be suit.
eject. E-G-E-C-T - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess I overlooked the wrong title too. Oh well...
sum1 - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha ha. Personally I think this is really funny! But yeah, the title and artist is wrong. Of course I don't blame you because I always thought the song was about "Zoob suit Ryan" (whatever).
Spaff.com - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
"Froot Loop Diet" is the perfect sub for "Zoot Suit Riot." Good job. Wish I woulda...
malcolm higgins - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I parodied both the song and the title..AND THE ARTIST!!!!! and NOBODY GOT IT
Wild Man - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Malc, I've been working many hours overtime this week, so I'm not real caught up. Sorry if I missed this one. By the way, check out todays new entries......There's something there for you.
Jonathan S. - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(The following comment refers to a line from the OS) Ze-zoo-zez-zaz-zo...zip zilch zzzzzz....not 1 of your better ones, so "za-zo-zay-zorry"

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