my thing's gone flat, just imagine that
it just won't work with this nor that
my angertime shows droops just like my nose
the hair hides it, yes every bit (every bit)

just when I though things couldn'yt get worse
I saw the doctor, then the nurse
with one implant, now can, not can't
just one thing, that upward slant,

this job was worth the cash
I can cut glass, with a hip shake slash,
honey, I'm gonna get laid..
hey hey hey ouch!!!

honey I'm hung, been hard all day
oh what a long one, hey what do you say?
reach my feet, yes it's really neat
all stretched out like sausage meat
honey I'm whacked, my back's killing me
I think I caught an STD
go fetch this bone, or you'll be alone
hey hey honey I'm hung

I broke my zip twisting my hip
I cursed out loud, cause it's still got drip
implan'ts are great don't have to wait
it sure does stimulate my bait

this job was worth the cash
I can cut glass, with a hip shake slash,
honey, I'm gonna get laid..
hey hey hey ouch!!!

honey I'm hung, been hard all day
oh what a long one, hey what do you say?
reach my feet, yes it's really neat
all stretched out like sausage meat
honey I'm whacked, my back's killing me
I think I caught an STD
go fetch this bone, or you'll be alone
hey hey honey I'm hung

oh rub my thing, will you?



honey I'm hung, been hard all day
oh what a long one, hey what do you say?
reach my feet, yes it's really neat
all stretched out like sausage meat
honey I'm whacked, my back's killing me
I think I caught an STD
go fetch this bone, or you'll be alone
hey hey honey I'm hung

I'm hung doesn't that feel better?