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Song Parodies -> "He Shaves So Much ( It's That Dink It's Barack)"
Original Song Title:
"Freeway Of Love"
Original Performer:
Urethra Franklin
Parody Song Title:
"He Shaves So Much ( It's That Dink It's Barack)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Sorry, Urethra you'll only be in a pink Cadillac if odumba allows his new car company to build it...
the commiecon's messiah is right
spread the wealth, cash tight
don't know what he's doin
but he'll be silencing the right
he's off to places to see
apologizing endlessly
just jump right in, abortion's sin
I read that in a magazine
administration movin way too slow
grab your wallet and go...go..go
my wealth is slidin because he shaves so much
(it's that dink it's barack)
my asset's hidin because he takes so much
and it never comes back
and now he's lyin as still he takes so much
he's a dink named barack
business takes the exit signs
they got lots of time
he won't quit until he gets
us in poorer times
With the media playin' his song
he keeps rollin' on
Who knows how bad our times will get
Before this dink is slowin' us down
administration movin way too slow
grab your wallet and go...go..go
my wealth is slidin because he shaves so much
(it's that dink it's barack)
my asset's hidin because he takes so much
and it never comes back
and now he's lyin as still he takes so much
he's a dink named barack
spread the wealth, cash tight
don't know what he's doin
but he'll be silencing the right
he's off to places to see
apologizing endlessly
just jump right in, abortion's sin
I read that in a magazine
administration movin way too slow
grab your wallet and go...go..go
my wealth is slidin because he shaves so much
(it's that dink it's barack)
my asset's hidin because he takes so much
and it never comes back
and now he's lyin as still he takes so much
he's a dink named barack
business takes the exit signs
they got lots of time
he won't quit until he gets
us in poorer times
With the media playin' his song
he keeps rollin' on
Who knows how bad our times will get
Before this dink is slowin' us down
administration movin way too slow
grab your wallet and go...go..go
my wealth is slidin because he shaves so much
(it's that dink it's barack)
my asset's hidin because he takes so much
and it never comes back
and now he's lyin as still he takes so much
he's a dink named barack
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I thought that the person who sang the OS was named Aretha, not Urethra. Anyhow, this was well-written as far as political parodies go, whether left-wing or right-, and I will have to award this with a 5 for pacing, a 2 for humor, and 3 overall.
Oh, a Pink Caddy, Lord hiGUNs ! so verrry Barbie ! !
my bad pe@$E out
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