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Song Parodies -> "Fencing Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Fencing Queen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I tried out for the Irish fencing team, but I couldn't get the gates to line up..
she can fence, she can try, having this kind of a life
in Beijing, she'll be seen, seen as the fencing queen

armour is on and the lights are low
gimme my sword now it's time to go
parry, jostle and thhrust it, make the foil swing,
she came in to look for a fight
she has picked me to be that guy
in my chest she will make me die
with a bit of sword using, she came right inside
I didn't stand a chance..
just like in paris france...

she was the fencing queen, can't be beat, says the referee
fencing queen, real fast feet and her hands not seen oh yeah
she can fence, she can try, having this kind of a life
in Beijing, she'll be seen, seen as the fencing queen

thrust and sabre she brings it on
score a point in there then she's gone
then she gets another, then another two..
I havent got a chance..
but then she grabs her lance..

she was the fencing queen, can't be beat, says the referee
fencing queen, real fast feet and her hands not seen oh yeah
she can fence, she can try, having this kind of a life
in Beijing, she'll be seen, seen as the fencing queen

she was the fencing queen, can't be beat, says the referee
fencing queen, real fast feet and her hands not seen oh yeah
she can fence, she can try, having this kind of a life
in Beijing, she'll be seen, seen as the fencing queen

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theRopingQueen - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, This ~ RopingQueen~ is guaranteed not to be seen in Peking!!! Hang in there, Cowboy!

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