Song Parodies -> Already Long
| Original Song Title: | "Already Gone" |
| Original Performer: | The Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Already Long" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
well I hear some people talkin just the other day,
said they were gonna go and buy some length,
well I've got some news for you,
you'll need some thickness too,
if you're short and thin, you'll have to please yourself,
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
the surgeon that you spoke to, said to be a bigger guy
and I guess you felt you had to make things tight
just remember this my friend, when you're soon a bigger guy
it doesn't mean you'll please her any nights
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
well I know it wasn't him who made me long,
and I know it's god's will he gave a tree
so often times it happens, when they scream and leave the room,
and leave me there, a tripod bare for all to see..
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
me, , I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
said they were gonna go and buy some length,
well I've got some news for you,
you'll need some thickness too,
if you're short and thin, you'll have to please yourself,
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
the surgeon that you spoke to, said to be a bigger guy
and I guess you felt you had to make things tight
just remember this my friend, when you're soon a bigger guy
it doesn't mean you'll please her any nights
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
well I know it wasn't him who made me long,
and I know it's god's will he gave a tree
so often times it happens, when they scream and leave the room,
and leave me there, a tripod bare for all to see..
me, I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
me, , I'm already long,
and I'm filling this thong
my big thing, this big red dong
woo hoo hoo
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And that should have been "screw it", not "scew it". And THIS PARODY STILL ROCKS!!!
ROTF!! 5's
I don't know whether to praise Malcolm for being really, really funny, or castigate him for stealing Johnny D's material! Fives little blue pills. (In my case, they're Aleve, 'cause I gave myself a headache from laughing so hard.)
That's "castigate." Just wanted to clear that up. Not "castrate." Or even "Caltrate." (Would that be Arnold's supplement?)
as you guys can see, my "flash writing style" will never stop the spelling mistakes. this was written between paragraphs on a laptop during a legal trial on a wireless access, on a court recess. spellers be damned. lol thanks for the support
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