Song Parodies -> Porn Again

Original Song Title:

"Morning Train"

Original Performer:

Sheena Easton

  
Parody Song Title:

"Porn Again"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

she didn't heed the warning, she always liked the beds
open holes were yawning some kinky stuff ahead
this stuff's around forever but will it ever die?
a babe with knees together surely it won't fly

then the moment she yells take three! somethin just ain't right
it really will disgust me makes me all up tight
too rough is the wrong stuff just make love
then it's edit/ cut time bad stuff's off...

my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..
my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..

it's such a dirty movie, not really what I want
some old cow dancing or a young savant
this stuff's really filthy just not right
why'd she not protect me, it just ain't right

my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..

all day I think of it.. disgusted constantly
i'm crazy mad at it, she just continues, see?
when she steps up to pain it's just not cool not right
shag all day to earn her pay so we can love at night..

my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..
my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..
my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..
my baby's making porn again, there's bondage, sweat and pain
she sells it off and then, she makes another movie..

she's always out there taking shame
she works so hard
To find me waiting for it...

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