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Song Parodies -> "My Chihuahua"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"My Chihuahua"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ooh my little yappy one, the crappy one,
gonna give the needle to my chihuahua
ooh he is a stupid one, a stupid one,
gettin near the end of his life, chihuahua

never gonna stop, shut him up, ooh I hate his kind,
get a barbeque stick a prong right through,cook his wee behind
my my my woo
m-m-m my chihuahua

come a little closer, my little dog,
close enough to whack you with a log, chihuahua
he's a little piece of work, a yappy jerk
love to kick a small, dog, chihuahua

never gonna stop, shut him up, ooh I hate his kind,
get a barbeque stick a prong right through,cook his wee behind
my my my woo
m-m-m-my chihuaua

why did momma give it here, this little queer
who is not insane who wants my chihuahua
is it destiny, to pester me?
why did god create yaps like chihuahuas?


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Overall Rating: 4.1

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Stray Pooch - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
In answer to the theological question you pose, God created the Chihuahua because he knew man would not get around to inventing the football for a while and they would need something to kick. Funny stuff, and did you know Weird Al got his start by submitting a parody of this song called "My Bologna" to Dr. Demento? Yo quiero barking hell. Cinco Cinco Cinco!
Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like Chihuahuas, but be careful, some people do! They may give you a 111 because of that... Anyway, I give you a 555 because I thought it was funny.
Steve K. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Chihuahuas are just about the most neurotic dog there is, with the possible exception of the weimaraner (or however it's spelled). One of my old neighbors had one of each.
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't Paris Hilton's dog a chihuahua? That, and those stupid Taco Bell commercials, are reason enough for this song. In the immortal words of the Wild Man, "Five chalupas."
Steven Cavanagh - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I've lost whole years of sleep to those little rats, and that was before I had kids! Amen, brother.
Silly Willie - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny but I think I'm going to have to call the cops at Animal Precinct. The pacing is a bit off on some lines especially "get a barbeque stick a prong right through,cook his wee behind"
m - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!! *pictures Paris Hilton signing this to her dog*
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, that was nasty! But 555 for the huevos to submit that.
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
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