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Song Parodies -> "A Wonderful Mistress Time"

Original Song Title:

"A Wonderful Christmas Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Mc Cartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"A Wonderful Mistress Time"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the dress is tight,
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough

Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time

the wife is gone
the girl is here
at night she comes
to give me cheer

Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time

required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh

Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time

my friend is out,
she doffs the gown
we lift a glass
as I look down..

Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time

required is thought that it's not wrong
not wrong not wrong
not wrong things..ohhhh
oooohhhhh


the dress is tight,
she's drinking up
we'll play tonight
and that's enough

Simply having a wonderful mistress time
Simply having a wonderful mistress time

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Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll skip the obvious Mark Sanford joke to make this observation: How come John Lennon, who suggested he was an atheist, wrote such a great Christmas song, while Paul McCartney, one of the world's great sentimentalists, wrote such a lame one?
LadyTaTa - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
love this ' come-On ', Lord Pacholek . . . the pants are tight , the Chaps are On, the Champagne's poured . . . . Lights out !
LadyOOPs - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
^ . . . ooops . . . Wrong Knight oParody, Lord hiGUNS ! ! sorry, Sir !
malcolm higgins - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
so this is Christmas.. and we have odumb.. our savings are over.. commie rules have begun.. and when we elect odumba.. there is no happy new year he'll say it's a good one.. start drinking your beer ... yep, odumba and John lennon. they'd be mates.. radical lefty thinking arses. Nice tie in Michael. I always like Paul better anyway
unKnownVotrix - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
~Sir George~ was my fav Beatle, Lord HiGUNs .

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