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Song Parodies -> "Hope To Buy Some Rickshaw Doors"

Original Song Title:

"25 or 6 to 4"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hope To Buy Some Rickshaw Doors"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

waiting for a paying fare
in a rickshaw sitting there
summer job for some young guy
they got in, now three fat guys
next time, only two, no more
hope to buy some rickshaw doors

running blindly with red face
blubber rolls around the place
really one ton's overweight
wonder how much more she'll take?
fat guys make my muscles sore
hope to buy some rickshaw doors

after this I'll need to sleep
steroids, creatine, or creep
working till the break of day
now too tired, no words to say
just to make a little dough
hope to buy some rickshaw doors

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Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm, wherever this gem of wacky creativity came from, keep 'em coming!
John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Weird and ingenious.
malcolm higgins - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I am glad to see the brilliant Guy Dirito back. I tried to be a little better in his absence. I can meld back into the pack now, and let him be the creative leader.... all hail GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. thanks for the good votes. my 1-1-1 gremlin seems to have left for a while. lol like Guy, I took a kind of hiatus too. separated from a spouse, usual insane reactions for a few months, but my new girl and I have a good thing going, and she sits and laughs as I write. I wrote a few, but there were sprinkles of nasty in some. and very pointed. I'll try to be better, and as always, I'll walk the tightrope as much as I can. You guys are all great... Welcome Back Guy!

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