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Song Parodies -> "It's All I Can Write ( A Sequel To The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill Quintilogy About Malky Not Being Able To Write About His Favourite Thing"

Original Song Title:

"It's All I Can Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"It's All I Can Write ( A Sequel To The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill Quintilogy About Malky Not Being Able To Write About His Favourite Thing"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

one too many times, I've written of poo
I wrote some sex ones, I guess one or two
and at amiright, we said "pubic hair"
now chuck is tight, and I'm in despair

it's all I can write
stuff that's clean and polite
it's all I can write
it's all I can write
(it's all I can write)

one too many times, I prodded old chuck
when I'm romancing a goose or a duck
a thought every moment.. another etude
doesn't he get it? the king ain't a prude

it's all I can write
stuff that's clean and polite
it's all I can write
it's all I can write
(it's all I can write)

I write silly things, can I say the word "flirt"
but my intentions are under a skirt
a "merry" old moment a three way's allright
as long as old pipster don't dress to the right


it's all I can write
stuff that's clean and polite
it's all I can write
it's all I can write
(it's all I can write)


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Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you have many parodies on various topics that are quite enjoyable and funny. =) I know you are protesting, but you are much more, than a one dimentional writer. I'd be pleased to read anything you posted here! Happy Holiday's and please don't limit your great imagination!
malcolm higgins - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah I know, Diva, but as hannibal lecter said to will graham in the very first hannibal movie, "manhunter" "don't think you can persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity" lol happy christmas babes, and no, we havent developed that film YET!!!!

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