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Song Parodies -> "Please Freeze Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Freeze Me"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

last night my dentist got the air drill
I said please gas me, or give me pills
come on, come on, come on, come on
please freeze me, oh yeah,
before you do

my dental plan is good, you know they'll pay up
I know my teeth are bad, but save 'em
come on come on come on come on
please freeze me, oh yeah,
before you do

I don't want to be in pain and
try to clean the stains off that part
no one ever said that jam'll eat away enamel,
but ooh, I learned that lesson too

last night my dentist got the air drill
I said please gas me, or give me pills
come on, come on, come on, come on
please freeze me, oh yeah,
before you do

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Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
From the title I thought this was going to be about cryonics... "jam'll" and "enamel" - great internal rhyme!
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
As a baseball fan, I thank you for NOT writing a song with this title about Ted Williams. Even though his Red Sox always freeze up and go through a cold spell long about August or so, when the Pennant race heats up. Good job.

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